Hey there,
I was busy yesterday so no blogging could be achieved and I probably wont have new content next week because I’m working a lot but hey gotta make that bread right.
More starship troopers stuff, I keep seeing that meme going around that they’re making a new tv show but I don’t see any development, I think it was like I thought. It’s just someone trying to meme it into reality, it’s not actually happening. I really hope it doesn’t happen because obviously I dream of making it myself, but I know no one else but me will do it justice.
I know it’s going to be super progressive woke garbage and won’t do the original source material justice. It’ll just regurgitate the stuff from the movies to pay lip service to them and completely shit on the book.
Oh that reminds me I just got a horrible taste in my mouth because netflix just released the cast for the cowboy bebop live action tv show and it’s even worse than the witcher, oh my fucking god, how do they keep getting away with this?
Jet and Faye are ok but who cares about them? Spike is who matters and there’s no sugar coating it they literally hired Harold from Harold and Kumar to be Spike fucking Spiegel. An asian actor who has no martial arts experience as far as I know, but does Spike Spiegel sound like an asian name?
Cowboy Bebop always played the racial card close to the chest because these are people literally being born and raised on other planets. Spike is a martian literally, and his influences are obviously western and he’s based on an asian cop character as far as I know and Bruce Lee. So I mean by all means make him asian as long as you get an asian who has martial arts experience and can do Jeet Kune do.
Don’t hire a random asian guy from fucking stoner comedies that suck.
The problem we have is that there aren’t really any martial arts actors anymore, outside of the guys from the raid and Keanu reeves (Who would’ve made an excellent spike when he was younger). Martial arts movies aren’t really a thing anymore in the west. Action movies aren’t even really a thing. All we have are these sterile castrated comic book movies that are just glorified kids movies that appeal to perpetually stunted adults.
Which should be right up my alley right? Wrong.
Gone are the days Arnie engages in strangely philosophical action killing sprees, now he just makes movies that mock those movies.
Big block buster movies aren’t made for adults anymore, even the deadpool movies weren’t really for adults, they were just the same childish shit dialed up to 11 with no filter. Logan was what we really wanted and what the comic book movies could have been if the people who made these movies gave a shit about anything other than making stinking piles of money.
I gotta stop because I could rant about this for days and I really need to do some proof reading since I lost yesterday.
See you…
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EXT. Terra in a park. Day
A couple of MI troops approach a bunch of kids. One of the troops holds up his weapon.
Mi troop
A fully automatic
bareeta
, who wants to hold it?
The kids jump up and down shouting.
Kids
ME! ME! ME!
The soldiers chuckle to themselves happily as they watch the kids fight over who gets to hold the gun.
VOICE OVER
Citizen rule, fighting together for a better tomorrow.
They show one of the kids how to aim it and hold it.
They start handing out bullets to touch.
InT. a federal missile silo.
A giant missile is moved on a rail system.
VOICE OVER
It’s big it’s deadly and everyone has an opinion on the new Q bomb!
VOICE OVER (
CONT’D
)
Experts worry about the ethics of a bomb so powerful it can crack a planet.
We see a graphic
represention
of the bomb blowing up a whole planet.
EXT. terra outside a courthouse. Day.
A middle aged politician addresses a camera with his aides behind him as he descends the steps of a courthouse.
JACQUES LANCASTER
The creation of a planet that can destroy an entire planet is a dangerous precedent for the entire human race.
InT. interview room. Day.
We cut to an interview with Murray Rosenthal credited as an expert in a graphic.
Murray Rosenthal
What people fail to realize is how many planets there are, would any average citizen even notice if one were missing?
EXT. outside a federal building. Day.
A video of an explosion at a federal building.
VOICE OVER
A bombing earlier today injuring many on federal service men is believed to be at the hands of the terrorist organization know as the Gonneck peace movement.
ExT. outside a courthouse. Day.
A video of a fat man in a wheelchair with meddles on his chest is holding up a peace sign board and shouting into a megaphone.
VOICE OVER
This man Elmo Gonneck, head of this movement is wanted for questioning.
Elmo gonneck
Get that camera out of my face.
VOICE OVER
If you see something, say something, you could be in for a big fat reward.
InT. a studio. Night.
In a studio two academics are having a disagreement about the treatment of the
skinnies
.
VOICE OVER
Federal scientists grapple with the moral issues surrounding the pacification of the
skinnies
.
Woman
The way we’ve treated those poor creatures is barbaric, it’s inhumane.
Man
Are you listening to yourself?
MAN (
CONT’D
)
It’s right there in the middle of the word ‘inhumane’.
MAN (
CONT’D
)
The word you’re looking for is ‘human’.
MAN (
CONT’D
)
They’re not human, they’re alien and they’re a threat.
WoMAN
My research states that they’re a peaceful race of people and they deserve the respect…
MAN
They’re not
humana
and they don’t ‘deserve’ a damn thing and frankly I find it offensive you’d even suggest such a thing.
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